Because NZ is currently 12 hours ahead of the UK (sometimes it is 11 and other times it is 13) today is sometimes yesterday and other times it is tomorrow (I hope that makes sense)
So if you need to know the Euromillions Lotto numbers give me a call because by the time they draw it in Europe I will already know the numbers. You should particularly make that call if you are a good friend or trustworthy relative with a view to sharing said monies................
Anyway, still broadcasting to an audience of 1 (me) I am thinking if I can do a year of this with no one reading me then there has to be a Hollywood film in it. Forget "Julie and Julia", "Mark and Markie" will be a blockbuster!
The thread started with reference to April Fools Day - we have already gone through Midday here so I am exempted from any further pranks this year (unless there is some time zone ruling for prankers or prankees surrounding the time zone in which the prank is perpetrated). So there is another time / distance conumdrum like the moon one I posed yesterday (or was that today or maybe even tomorrow?)
I pulled one joke on a colleague with the help of my manager which worked well (my we laughed as I emerged from under my desk) and a further one at the sandwich bar I visit most days. The first involved a hangover story, the second olives. Don't say I don't live on the ragged edge of contemporary comedy.
Happy April. Coming soon! Thought of the Month (is there no end to my generosity to you my sole (soul) reader?).
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